Friday, September 18, 2009

the camera adds how many pounds???

I know my eyes aren't what they used to be but does Mike Huckabee, author of "Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork," look like he's started digging his with a shovel, a bucket, and a tarp instead?

Monday, September 14, 2009

on a better planet...

...the free press might be somewhat more outraged by and focused on Joe Wilson's outburst than those by Serena Williams and Kanye West.

adventures in crackerdom

WICHITA — A man and woman decided to give the phrase "dumpster diving" a new twist over the weekend, crawling inside one on North Waco so they could be alone. But while they were engaged in what Wichita police described as "an intimate moment," they were robbed by a man armed with a pocket knife. It all unfolded shortly after 6 p.m. Saturday in the 700 block of North Waco, police said, when the man and woman, both 44, crawled into a dumpster for privacy. A short time later, a 59-year-old man and his 64-year-old companion interrupted the couple inside the dumpster. With the older man encouraging him, the 59-year-old man pulled out a pocket knife and took shoes, jewelry and the 44-year-old man's wallet. Police were notified, and officers found the two suspects a short time later. The stolen property was recovered.

I don't even know where to start...

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Pick an "ist", any "ist"

If you listen to the angry crowds at tea parties and the recent march on D.C., President Obama is, at the same time, a Socialist, a Marxist, a Communist, a Fascist and a Nazi. If this weren't so ludicrous it would almost be funny. Several of these ideologies are in direct conflict with each other and in fact have resulted in wars. Our Democracy values debate, but when those debating have no clue about what they say, they should simply stay home.

Friday, September 11, 2009

something to think about

As of now, President Barack Hussein Obama has kept the United States of America safe longer into his presidency than George W. Bush did.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

here's why

For every dollar in the United States that is paid to a physician for medical services, two dollars are paid to the health insurance industry.

Need any better reason than that?

it's caturday anyway

Monday, September 07, 2009

too smart to be a senator...

He also did this on Saturday Night Live way back when.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

keep this story alive

Thursday, September 03, 2009


We've touched on this before, and I'll say it again--I really think this is not about secession, granny, place of birth, or any of the other "concepts" they're tossing out. It's about the clarion call these maggots are beaming out to the racist nutcases with the defective tin-foil hats and semi-automatic weapons. They (Perry, Grassley, et al.) don't care if they look like idiots or even make sense to anyone other than some rabid second amendment supporter. They're playing for all the marbles now.

The GOP is out of power and they realize that the POTUS and the congress have the ability to reverse the flow of their ill-gotten gains right back to the government and people they stole it from. They are fighting like there's no tomorrow because they may lose control over the rest of the game and the rest of the money.

These are dangerous, treasonous individuals and it's become apparent they will stop at nothing. They torture, they incite murder and mayhem in the name of God--they live by a completely different set of rules than they impose on the rest of us (Sanford, Ensign, Craig, et al.).

They are usury scum and some other things I won't say, but I will say that in case of rapture, I think they'll be surprised to find themselves still sitting behind the wheels of their Lincoln Town Cars with the "honk if you love Jesus", "W", and "NObama" stickers on the rear bumper. They've already sold their souls--they just don't realize who they sold them to.

[note to Milo: I'm too wound up to think of a clever title for my rant--feel free to edit]

Tuesday, September 01, 2009


Duncan Hunter, Cheney enabler, sneeringly describing what was done to Khalid Sheikh Muhamed when he was waterboarded a hundred and eighty-three times in one month:

"We scared 'im. That's all waterboardin' is."

And these are the people who incessantly lecture the country about morals.