Thursday, January 10, 2008

headline of the day

From Google News:

"Bush Hopeful Of A Middle East Peace Deal Before He Steps Down"

Yeah, and I'm hopeful of identical-twin, free-spirited, gorgeous 22 year-old blondes with overactive libidos, a yen for older men, and a passion for prog-rock music, astronomy, and cats. The kicker? I'm a lot more likely to have my hopes fulfilled before Bush "steps down" than he is.

Oh well, you know the old saying, "if wishes were horses, George W. Bush would be scared to death of them."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come don't believe that Bush is sincere? He's as sincere as Pinnochio.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Milo Johnson said...

Hi Pmom! Happy to see you up and around! And I'm in no position to judge junior's sincerity, but after decades of wiser people than he trying to tackle the problem, I'm somewhat dubious that the Fonzarelli approach to peace in the Middle East that our feckless leader seems to be proposing is going to work.

"Come on guys, okay? Aaaaaayyyyyyyyy."

12:01 AM  

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