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Bernard Kerik and Rudy Giuliani announced their engagement today. Although we don't yet know what kind of gown Ms. Giuliani will be wearing for this historic same-sex marriage, given past appearances we can only say for sure that it will be "fabulous." The happy couple will honeymoon at Mr. Kerik's former bachelor pad overlooking Ground Zero in New York City, and will then reside in the state of Denial.