whatta guy

In the wake of the horrible tsunami disaster in the northern Indian Ocean, a natural disaster that makes Florida's hurricane travails last summer look like a couple of bad rainstorms, Our Leader has risen to the occasion, the administration announcing today that they are going to send fifteen million dollars to help with the cleanup and recovery from this historic incident. Gosh, I could probably throw another twenty or thirty cents into the pot myself.

At our present "burn rate" of about five billion dollars per week for our illegal invasion of Iraq, that fifteen million represents approximately thirty minutes of the cost of the Iraq occupation. Insert your own derisive comment about American values here, I'm too tired.