well, there's your problem

Looks like the Wasilla Hillbillies are going to be busy bagging up clothes to return to the Neiman-Marcus this week. Of course, it won't be easy. Let's permit Sarah's pappy Jed, er, sorry, Chuck Heath, to explain the difficulties:

"She spent part of the weekend going through her clothing to determine what belongs to the Republican Party. She was just frantically trying to sort stuff out. That's the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for."

Although I'm not sure how you would go about "losing" your underwear, it certainly helps explain why her jailbait daughter is knocked up.