Wednesday, July 23, 2008

just one thing

Latenight television has introduced me to the wonderful philanthropist Jeff Paul. Jeff has a program called "Shortcuts to Internet Millions!" that he sells for a low, low price that shows anybody how to build their own website and watch the money pour in. It's like automatic money, according to some of the real people that Jeff shows on his infomercial. And not only does he show you how to make as much as eight thousand dollars in one day just by letting the online orders flow in, he offers twenty-four hour a day trained, expert telephone consultants to help you become a millionaire with Jeff's system and answer any questions you might have about how to make your fortune on the World Wide Web. Sure sounds great, Jeff, and I'm ready to send you my money to get your "Shortcuts to Internet Millions!" if you can just answer me one simple question:

If your trained, expert telephone consultants are so well-versed in your program that they can help anybody to get rich online working from the comfort of their own living room, how come they are working as inbound telemarketers?


Blogger Mary K. Goddard said...

volunteer work, of course!

5:19 PM  
Blogger Milo Johnson said...

Philanthropy is a wonderful thing.

5:46 PM  

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