"this is bullshit"
Undead columnist Robert Novak has been charged with hitting a pedestrian and fleeing the scene in his black Corvette convertible today. Novak was quoted in a 2001 Washington Post article as saying "I really hate jaywalkers. I despise them. Since I don’t run the country, all I can do is yell at ‘em. The other option is to run ‘em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that."
Never is such a very long time to deny yourself, isn't it?