just fucking shoot me

I learned from watching the last half of tonight's "Countdown" on MSNBC that Ellen Degeneres is marrying actress Portia De Rossi this summer.



I wish them the best of luck and happiness, but this story also brought me the painful realization that it's really depressing to be so old and shopworn that even Ellen Degeneres can attract a more gorgeous, intelligent and talented woman than I could ever dream of these days...