things the media misses

For some time, we have been informed by our much-vaunted "free press" in this country that felonious lobbyist Jack Abramoff's illegal activities came as such a surprise to so many people because he is well-known as an orthodox Jew, so orthodox that he won't even go anywhere with his head uncovered.

They manage to tell us this even as film clips of Abramoff are played, very few of which show him with his head covered.