great moments in incongruity

The legendary Isaac Hayes has quit the television show "South Park" after ten years because of the show's derision of his preferred brand of illogic, Scientology, during the episode for which Tom Cruise is also sueing the show's creators. Seems Isaac, who voiced the character "Chef" on the show, feels that South Park crossed the line of propriety.

This from the man who sang the song with the lyric "suck on my chocolate salty balls" and was happy to exclaim, after his character watched an elephant screw a pig (with squeaking insertion noises for accompaniment) "now I know how all those white women felt."


Isaac. Get a grip on reality, already. You would be sleeping on your friends' couches if it weren't for South Park. All of the crude humor that you have promulgated (which, by the way, I love) over the last decade makes the Scientology episode pale in comparison.


Quit being such a pussy and stay for the rest of the ride as Chef.