subliminal inadequacies

Watching cheesy Kung Fu movies on the tube late at night while suffering from a bout with a nasty abdominal flu, I caught several plays of a commercial for a product called "Vazomyne," which is apparently one of those over-the-counter placebo "male enhancement" and "performance" products. I was suddenly paralyzed with laughter when I noticed that they called one of their "active ingredients" by the official-sounding name "L-Argenine."


"Large Nine?"


Coincidence?


Riiiiiiight...