momma Britney

A hilarious level of controversy has accompanied the recent statue of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. While I'm usually pretty imperturable, I admit that I am upset with this statue myself. It isn't the nudity, it isn't the doggie-style pose, it isn't the bearskin, it isn't even Britney herself to which I object.

It's the artist's choice of medium.



Seriously, this should have been expressed via the trailer-trash-tested-and-approved medium of acrylic paint on black velvet with a huge, gaudy faux-antiqued ornate gold frame.