don't make me beg

Al Gore, your country needs you. You got more votes than our buffoon-in-chief in 2000. Even with a secret earpiece, he could never match your intellect. You are the rightful president of this country. Take what should have been yours. You can be the next Abraham Lincoln in the history of the United States if you are willing to wade into the muck one last time. Lead us back to freedom, honor, and greatness.

Please.