Monday, January 31, 2005

the secret is out

I can't talk long, I've got to keep moving because they are after me. I've finally discovered the truth. I should have known all along. The stringy blond hair, the rheumy blue eyes, the bony chicken-neck, the freakish pituitary-giant body, the lack of reasoning powers, the violent hatred for most of the United States, the rabid rantings. The conservatives didn't execute a valuable soldier like Tim McVeigh. They gave him a hasty and really bad sex-change to disguise him somewhat and permit him to move freely through society spreading his virulent taint of hatred.

Yes, they turned Tim McVeigh into fugly twunt Ann Coulter.


Anonymous Delmer Vanhook said...

This is very informative. I hope to see more in the near future

11:42 AM  

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