Friday, January 14, 2005

now it's clear

Reputedly closeted homosexual republican Representative David Dreier was explaining the new magnetic-strip-based signature-bearing identification cards the administration is touting to help with illegal immigration issues, which will also need to be issues to each citizen whenever they obtain a new job after the cards go into effect. He asserted that we could tell that these were not going to be used as nationwide identification cards because "it says 'this is not an identification card' right on the bottom of the card!"

Don't you feel assured now?

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