RED ALERT!

In the next day or so, the administration will place the entire country at Red Alert. And, they've been planning this for a while. Why do I say that? As soon as the Osama Bin Laden tape appeared today, government officials showed no surprise and said they were already "aware of the content." I submit that they intercepted the contents of this tape not long ago and have not released their knowledge of it so that they could pretend to be shocked by its appearance just days before the elections, be prepared with neocon fear-inducing talking points, make covert administrative preparations for high alert status, and point to it as a foolproof sign that we are at an extremely high risk for a new attack. I'll bet they even throw the word "nukular" into the mix for added effect.

It's going to be a nail-biting few more days...