macho, macho man...

If anybody is still foolish enough to believe that our chickenhawk president is more chicken than anything else, all you have to do is watch the video clip of the confetti cannon going off prematurely at his campaign rally today. The abject look of terrified, weak-in-the-knees panic on his face expressed more in a couple of seconds than even the seven-minute "pet goat" moment. Now you know why he got daddy to help him stay out of Viet Nam. Commander in Chief, indeed. Honestly, look at him, the boy nearly wet himself. Of course, what else would you expect from a cheerleader pretending he's a cowboy?