Friday, June 20, 2008

let's see a blood test, Cindy

So, Cindy McCain, the woman that John McCain dumped his ex-wife for, the ex-wife who was grievously wounded in an auto accident while she was waiting for him to return home when he was being held captive in Viet Nam and who he left as soon as he returned in favor of the millionaire bleached blond who was not disfigured in an accident but still appears to be a skull with skin stretched over it, that Cindy McCain, went on television and insulted Michelle Obama for being insufficiently patriotic to impress her.

Gosh, that's nice. This Stepford harpy has the temerity to get up and throw stones at anyone else despite the fact that not only did she carry on a public affair with a married man and wreck his marriage, for several years she also nursed a secret, Limbaugh-sized addiction to pharmaceutical opiates like Vicodin and Percocet and got arrested for stealing her dope from a children's charity that she had access to because she founded it, literally stealing vital medicine from desperately ill children, sort of like Limbaugh using threats of job insecurity to coerce his Hispanic maid to score his dope for him on the black market.

Then, like Limbaugh, she used her money, influence and power to escape the prosecution that a less wealthy person would have faced in order to go to a dry-out clinic instead of to prison, where she truly belonged and would likely still be if she had the finances of an average American.

Bravo, Cindy McCain. You are proof that in America, anybody can grow up wealthy and escape accountability while they demand that everyone else be held to standards that they themselves evade. Are you one of the "haves" or one of the "have mores?" Either way, you're a real class act.


Blogger Ronni said...

Personally, I'd rather have the First Lady who would spend too much for a dress!

8:35 AM  
Blogger Mary K. Goddard said...

I guess Sean Hannity won't be quoting your version...

11:04 AM  
Blogger Milo Johnson said...

...missed it by THAT much.

8:34 PM  

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