a pair of queens

Reports over the last few days indicate that what might be a fifteen-minute film of Marilyn Monroe orally pleasuring an unidentified man was recently sold to a "private collector" for one and a half million dollars. While that price seems awfully low for a property that could bring far more revenues to the seller, and the lack of any kind of public bidding for an item that would certainly attract a lot of attention seems odd, I'll bet that I can tell you whose signature is on the check:

"Reginald Dwight."