Friday, June 08, 2007

I'd like to buy a vowel, please

So, MSNBC invites Tommy Chong on to discuss the Paris Hilton feeding frenzy with vacuous news reader Contessa Brewer. Brewer offers no explanation as to what Mr. Chong has to do with this story other than the fact that he is also a celebrity who has been in prison. Tommy decides to not play along with the script that Contessa apparently wants to execute and instead cogently makes the point that this entire scrum is absurd and is a distraction from the foundering presidency, the catastrophe in Iraq, and all of the other hideous news that is being obscured by the non-stop celebrity coverage of major media, which is largely owned and controlled by Republicans who have a lot to gain by distracting the American public.

Contessa's response? She asked Mr. Chong a question:
"Have you smoked anything today?"

Contessa, I have a question just for you, you worthless piece of conservative shit.

Shouldn't the "o" in your name be a "u?"


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1:00 PM  
Blogger Mary K. Goddard said...

God, it would have been nice if he'd seemed sober or credible when he started down that path. He has a point but rambling about it like a paranoid stoner DID NOT HELP THE CAUSE.

She does resemble that remark, too.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Ronni said... is a paranoid stoner. They suld know better than to expect the Chongster to follow a script.

Did you know he started out as a drummer in a band called Bobby Taylor and the Vancouvers? For one memorable week in 1967, they were billed as Five "N*ggers and a Chink." I think that's around when the stoning started.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sorry but you, and Tommy Chong, are crazy.
Here’s the thing, the mainstream media is overwhelmingly liberal. OVERWHELMINGLY! FoxNews being the exception (I’ve only personally worked at CNN and MSNBC) but otherwise media decisions on TV are definitely being made by liberals.
Anyone who thinks conservatives control the media is, I’m sorry, an idiot.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, just for the record, we've already got overnight ratings for Friday and viewership was up a huge amount. Probably more than double the normal viewers when all is said and done.

This has nothing to do with anyone distracting from anything it has everything to do with the public being fascinated by this.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Milo Johnson said...

Liberals control the media?

Right, that's why most of us don't pay the slightest bit of attention to the media any more, because it's so liberal. It's liberals that give shows to buffoons like Beck, Dobbs, Scarborough, Carlson, Matthews, Zahn, and the rest of the cockroaches that infest our discourse, and it's liberals that fire Donohue and Maher when they are beating the competition in ratings because they are criticizing the so-called conservatives in this country. Yeah, that argument really holds together, doesn't it?

Not only are you an anonymous chickenshit coward, you're stupid and dishonest. The public is not "fascinated" by this crap, it is being deliberately misdirected by it. Bread and circuses.

You can also kindly go fuck yourself. There, now you can complain that I was uncivil to you and play the role of the pearl-clutching grandee that your ilk always falls back on.

5:56 PM  

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