Bingo!

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Now, on prime time television, for those who don't have the energy to actually leave the house and go to the bingo parlor to sit and play bingo themselves, viewers can sit at home, and from the comfort of their very own lazy boy recliner, and watch "National Bingo Night" on ABC TV.

Boy, if I were an advertiser, I'd be clawing my way to get air time on that broadcast...