Tuesday, March 27, 2007

because I'm a nice guy

The Republican wool-pulling artists have been lamenting poor Monica Goodling's quandary over claiming 5th Amendment protection against self-incrimination when she appears to testify about the "overblown personnel matter" scandal that has been throttling them all week. The main talking point seems to be that the nasty old revenge-crazed Democrat party has set a "perjury trap" for her.

Because I believe in fair play, I'm going to give them a freebie and explain, in minute and legally sound detail, how to avoid that tempting piece of peanut-butter-coated cheese bait and escape this barbaric and little-known archaic varmint control device.

Don't break the law and lie about it in the first fucking place.


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