Wednesday, July 12, 2006

the suspense is over

Well, folks, it's a done deal. Just stay home for the presidential elections in 2008. The results are already in. There's no need to worry about it this time around, we know who our next president is going to be. I got it from one of the most unimpeachable sources of information in the mass media.

Chris Matthews just said Rudy Giuliani is going to be the next president.

I'm sure you all feel much safer now and are greatly comforted by this announcement.


Blogger Ronni said...

Urk. Pardon me while I spew chunks.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Mary K. Goddard said...

Well, he's certainly making the best of his city getting blown up by terrorists, huh....what a fortuitous career opportunity for him. Not like those "Witches of East Brunswick," those broads wallowing in their husbands deaths at the wtc for their own gain....

11:38 PM  

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