fuck yeah!

There's been a lot of bloviating the last couple of days to the effect that Kim Jong Il was trying to "make a point" by launching his test missiles on the Fourth of July, and was essentially telling George Bush to shove it.

I think everyone is overlooking a much simpler explanation.

On Tuesday night, the Showtime cable channel screened "Team America: World Police," starring Kim Jong Il as the lead bad guy. I think he was pissed about the "I'm So Ronery" song and was actually sending a message to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.


Now it's time to valmorphanize and head back to my secret lair in Mount Rushmore.