a ton of simple

Our Special Olympics president makes a "surprise" trip to Baghdad, scurries home after five hours of being brave underneath 25 pounds of body armor (wonder where they got the money for that since we can't afford it for the people who spend every day there) and gives a press conference during which he wears the self-satisfied, "ain't I something" grin of a baby that has successfully made a boom-boom in his diaper.

This is what passes for a statesman in our times?



One more time, slowly:

THE EMPEROR IS NAKED.