Monday, February 13, 2006

be vewwy, vewwy quiet

After much publicity, debate, and many bake sales and fund-raising drives, it's over at last. In a surprising bit of joint legislative action by the White House, the Pentagon, and the United States Congress, a controversial problem has finally been solved. It has been decided that, in the future, full body armor will now be supplied by and funded by the U.S. government, and issued to...

...all of Dick Cheney's hunting partners.


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