it's like that da Vinci thingie

After careful consideration, I now realize that not only do we have proof that Iraq's neighbor is the next country we must obliterate to protect America, and we have to do it now because we can be absolutely certain that al Qaeda has nukular weppins.

IRAN.


Get it?


"I ran!"


This proves that Osama and his dark minions high-tailed it out of Saddam's playground, and headed next door to their new base of operations.

And don't forget, we also know they are armed with atomic bombs. How?


Remember that guy that was selling bomb secrets, A. Q. Khan?



"Al Qaeda" Khan?


I mean really, do I have to spell it out for you?

Military intelligence through revelation. It's the future.