true colors - anything but green

It was announced today that Our Leader wrote letters to heads of state in many of the most tsunami-ravaged countries in which he offered his condolences and "prayers" to these dignitaries and their fellow countrymen. In a related story Scottie McClelland today announced that little w. has finally come through with his personal contributions for tsunami relief, and wrote out checks totalling about ten thousand dollars to send.

Wow. That's a lot of money. We should trim back on our national contribution now. I mean, that's exactly one fortieth of the four hundred thousand dollars that Georgie originally pledged to send. Or about three and a half weeks membership fees for the exclusive private tropical golf club to which he belongs. We all deserve a pat on the back for having such a wonderful, generous and compassionate man for president. Certainly shows those decadent liberal Hollywood types a thing or two, doesn't it? Sandra, Leo, Spielberg, you guys got nothin' on little w., so you may as well just give up and join the Republican party today. They have a mandate, remember?