Monday, April 19, 2010

dumbass headline of the day

"Have Modern Scientists Made Any Advancements In Alchemy?"

First of all, the article has nothing to do with transmuting one element into another, only the modification of a compound's physical properties by altering its molecular weight.

Second, we modern scientists are too fucking busy right now trying to figure out why astrology leaves out Ophiucus, the thirteenth constellation of the Zodiac.

This country is doomed.


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