Monday, November 23, 2009

It's Pat. Again.

Pat Buchanan was explaining to Chris Matthews that if he had his way, Roe v. Wade would be repealed and abortion would be considered as murder. Chris asked Pat if that meant that women who had abortions should be prosecuted, to which Pat explained that women weren't the killers, because it was the "doctor who did it." So, if a woman goes to a doctor who performs an abortion for her, she has no part in the murder because it wasn't actually done by her hand. Now, following Pat's logic, that means that anyone who orders a hit isn't guilty of a crime, it's only the hit man who actually does the killing.

Hey, I got sixteen bucks, a half-bottle of Crown Royal, and a couple of Lortabs I'll put on the line in return for anyone who will do a Jimmy Hoffa on Pat. Send your resume and qualifications to
milo@bustacapinpatbuchanansass.corn if you're interested. Just remember, I'll be innocent so you're on your own if you fuck it up.

4 Comments:

Blogger dogimo said...

hehehe!!!

Say, that reminds me, when they knock down Giants Stadium do you suppose they're going actually check the foundation for J-Hoff's remains?

9:50 PM  
Blogger Milo Johnson said...

That's actually been pretty well debunked. He's likely in a 55-gallon drum filled with cement at the bottom of the ocean.

8:03 PM  
Blogger Ronni said...

But I bet they'll check, just the same!

8:11 AM  
Blogger Mary K. Goddard said...

thanks, I needed that!

3:00 PM  

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