first impressions

Palin spent the entire time evading questions and filibustering.
She unabashedly read prepared answers and statements verbatim.
She spit out numerous deliberate soundbites and campaign slogans.
Her thoughts were incoherent and her statements were random assemblies of sentence fragments.


No wonder the crackers love her. It's amusing to watch Pat Buchanan and the other usual suspects rave about her performance. Looks like the bar she had to cross to please the right was to not drool on herself or rip a cheek-rattling fart while on stage.