Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Today's pedogate news is that Mark Foley has put himself into a treatment center for alcoholism and "related behavioral problems" and that his substance issue is what caused him to try(?) to seduce young male pages and to exchange graphic and suggestive internet messages with them.

I'm stunned I didn't figure this out on my own. After all, every heterosexual male out there knows just how tempting sixteen-year-old boys with "cute little butt(s)" are when you've got a good alcohol buzz on. That's why these red-blooded Republican he-men want laws against that sort of thing, to save virile American men from themselves.



Blogger Ronni said...

Blame everything on substance abuse!

If he has a problem with alcohol, why not check himself in BEFORE he gets caught doing something that no amount of drinking can justify?

8:02 AM  

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