Jones Alley
forgot to set my alarm
It's been brought to my attention that today is the day that the world is going to end and the so-called "rapture" is going to occur.
Dammit, and I slept late.
If you'll all please excuse me, I have some serious fornicating to attend to before I receive my fiery punishment and eternal damnation.
See you later.
Or not.
Dammit, and I slept late.
If you'll all please excuse me, I have some serious fornicating to attend to before I receive my fiery punishment and eternal damnation.
See you later.
Or not.
posted by Milo Johnson at 1:45 PM
7 Comments:
Does this mean I can skip rehearsal?
I'm still waiting....
Still here?
It's nearly midnight. If the rapture is coming today, it had better hurry.
Imagine my chagrin. All that fornicating and all I got was chafed.
Damn...we missed it...
Better chafed than chaste!
Sadly, I only know by memory...
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