Resisting Arrest
Fairly typical morning conversation in our house:
The cats were let out in the back yard to play--one had come back in and stayed in, when called. The other two dashed right back out again.
The Mr. walked by and saw Mini laying on the rug just inside the back door. "Oh, are they back in?".
I replied, "Only Mini, the other two are still out."
He peered out the window and saw Buffy and Cleo sprawled on the patio, looking up at him "without a care in the world". "Ah. Resisting arrest, are they?"
"Yes, but at least they didn't spew any anti-Semitic slurs."
"Probably because we didn't give them copious amounts of alcohol"
The cats were let out in the back yard to play--one had come back in and stayed in, when called. The other two dashed right back out again.
The Mr. walked by and saw Mini laying on the rug just inside the back door. "Oh, are they back in?".
I replied, "Only Mini, the other two are still out."
He peered out the window and saw Buffy and Cleo sprawled on the patio, looking up at him "without a care in the world". "Ah. Resisting arrest, are they?"
"Yes, but at least they didn't spew any anti-Semitic slurs."
"Probably because we didn't give them copious amounts of alcohol"
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