big picture guy

In today's press conference with Vladimir Putin, our feckless leader was unprepared, confused, stammering, and talking out the clock with the standard-issue "we're going to A/B because we're B/A-ers" bullshit that he has siphoned out of Karl Rove and Karen Hughes on a daily basis. He talked of grandiose but nebulous plans to protect the United States of America and the people who live there from all manner of scary bogeymen. One odd side trip was his discussion of the need to figure out how to prevent an outbreak of Avian Flu.


Why do I get the feeling that he thinks the way fight Avian Flu is by drinking Poland Springs instead?