what's good for the goose...

Now comes the announcement, by way of little Scottie-dog McLellan, that the government is looking into allegations that Iran's president-elect Mahmood Ahmadinejad played a role in the 1979 siege of the US embassy in Teheran. You see, these guys have long memories, and they know that the way a person thought and acted back in the Seventies tells us who they really are and what they stand for today.

Can we talk about prezdint Dark Helmet's drinking and drugging now? About the abortion his girlfriend got? About Mrs. Helmet killing her boyfriend in a car crash and walking away scot-free with the report suppressed and no charges filed? About Rummy being chummy with Saddam? About Grover's support of Muslim fundamentalists? About...

Ahhh, fuck it.