the right words

I'm sorry to say I have proof that our president wasn't wired for sound as many people have alleged because of the curious rumples in his coat at both debates. George Bush simply couldn't have anything hidden under his clothes because we already know that he is an empty suit...

Seriously, though, why hasn't anybody noticed that Bush's defenders have stated that the president didn't have a "transmitter" hidden on his person? Isn't it a "RECEIVER" that he is suspected of secretly wearing?