who's on top?

Noron just announced that Sarah Palin was "taking the stage with her running mate, John McCain" at a campaign stop in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Who exactly is the candidate here?

In order to buy some enthusiasm for their wretched candidate this year, it seems that the republicans have overlooked the fact that John McCain is being openly gelded and made to stand quietly and awkwardly next to his new cheerleader instead of being the confident and assertive top of the ticket that a presidential candidate is supposed to be. Of course, having been married to Cindy's money as a kept man for as long as he has, he's probably accustomed to being led around by a woman.


I wonder if he realizes that he's paying for his dream by getting publicly schtupped by a dominatrix with a strap-on.