it's not easy to walk erect

Ten years ago today the Pfizer company introduced Viagra and gave prostitutes all over the world a huge increase in business. Today, with new competitor drugs on the market, Pfizer is scrambling to keep their increasingly limp place in the business of chemically-induced wood.

Personally, I think it's time for a new direction, the "Viva Viagra" campaign has to be one of the schlockiest commercial series ever created.

Instead, picture this:



HARD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORESKIN!
HARD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORESKIN!
HARD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORESKIN!


Now that's some classy advertising!