Legislator's Prayer

Our lobbyists who art in Washington,
Hallowed be your names.
Thy contributions come,
Thy will be done,
In Congress
As it seems like Heaven.

Give us our take
Our daily "bread,"
And fundeth our trespasses
As we fundeth those who
Trespass amongst us.

Lead us fast into temptation
And deliver us to weasels,
For thine is the income,
The Power and the Reelection,
Forever and ever

Amen