hail Nancy, full of, um, uh, ...grace

It took the third-strongest hurricane in history to get the cable news network evening shows to finally pause their non-stop coverage of the Number One Missing White Blonde Girl Natalee Holloway. There was not a speck of coverage about the nefarious youth of Aruba who the media have convicted of making the little princess go away.

Except for Nancy Grace, the pit bull of the modern American judge, jury, and executioner legal coverage. Thank you for keeping the information flowing.

It's official. CNN has no shame. And people used to bitch about Ted Turner.

Those were the good old days.